PATCH-CONSOLE / LOCAL MALFUNCTION● unreasonably active
WARNING: a repair was attempted. The repair is now also broken.

Unofficial troubleshooting record

Patch
Goblin

SYMBOL$PATCH
PATCH_GOBLIN.EXESTATUS: ???
> locating missing piece...
FOUND: glowing puzzle part
> checking cables...
WARNING: cable count is emotional
> applying patch...
ERROR: patch applied to patch
> goblin response:
"every cable is connected."
"nothing is fixed."
>
An original patch goblin holding a glowing puzzle piece amid an impossible nest of cables
Diagnosis / 01

Too many wires

There is no known beginning. There is definitely no end.

Repair / 02

One bright piece

The goblin says this solves everything. It has said this before.

Result / 03

Still running

Technically, the machine has never been more alive.